criminal minds quotes

heyy, today I wanted to post some quotes from criminal minds episodes. I wanted to do all funny/cool/beautiful quotes from season 1, but I had planned to post this on Monday, and I still don't have all the quotes from season 1, so I'll do some cool quotes from the first four episodes.

Hotchner: this is Special Agent Spencer Reid.
Gideon: Doctor Reid.
Hotchner: Dr. Reid, our expert on… well, everything.
(1x01 extreme aggressor)
Have you ever seen the very first episode? If not, you should! It's really funny.

Morgan: Come on Baby blow!
Elle: [laughing at Reid who is having trouble blowing out candles] I thought you were full of hot air, Reid.
JJ: They’re trick candles, Spence. They come back each time.
Morgan: [pulling on his hat like a baby] Aww, Mommy to the rescue!
Reid: Mommy?
Elle: [puts her hand on his shoulder] Ignore him.
(1x04 plain sight)
I love this whole episode.

Garcia: You’ve reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI’s office of supreme genius.
Morgan: Hey it’s Morgan. I need you to work me some magic here. I got a program called Deadbolt Defense and a girl with only a couple hours to live. So what do you know?
Garcia: Then you’ve got a problem. Deadbolt’s the number one password crack resistant software out there. You’re going to have to get inside this guy’s head to get the password.
Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of supreme genius.
Garcia: Well gorgeous, you’ve been rerouted to the office of too frickin’ bad.
(1x01 extreme aggressor)
Although this is a Spencer Reid blog, I also love the Morgan/Garcia moments.

Reid: You should see what comes up when you type “death” into a search engine.
Morgan: No wonder you can’t find a date.
(1x04 plain sight)

Gideon: Einstein once said, “Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited; imagination encircles the world.”
(1x02 compulsion)
I think Criminal Minds has the best quotes in he beginning ans ending of the episodes.

Hotch: [watching his team interact on Reid’s birthday] Isn’t it amazing he knows what he knows and he’s only 24?
Gideon: Imagine what he’ll know by fifty!
(1x04 plain sight)

Gideon: Hotch, tell them we’re ready!
Morgan: We’re ready? [looks to Reid as Gideon exits the room] Reid, are you good with this? We’ve got a woman who’s only got a few hours left to live, an incomplete profile and a Unit Chief on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Gideon: [enters the room then grabs an apple and walks back out saying] They don’t call them nervous breakdowns anymore.
Reid: It’s called a major depressive episode.
Morgan: I know, Reid.
(1x01 extreme aggressor)
You should see this clip, right before Gideon exits, Spencer is turning rounds with his chair, so cute <3 Gideon: [to Reid] You having fun?
Reid: [dully] Yes, yes I’m definitely having fun!
Gideon: You make a wish yet?
Reid: [looks at the “cake” hat nervously] Can I take this hat off?
Gideon: [looks at the others] I wouldn’t!
JJ: [calls to Spencer] Hey, Spence? [holds out a slice of cake on a plate] First piece for the birthday boy!
Reid: [goes to walk away but walks back to Gideon] Did you know she’s the only person in the whole world who calls me Spence? [laughs nervously]
(1x04 plain sight)

Gideon: Emerson said, “All is a riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.”
(1x01 extreme aggressor)

Garcia: Okay, you know how on Star Trek when Captain Kirk asked McCoy to do something totally impossible and McCoy says, “Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a miracle worker!”?
Morgan: Hey, what are you telling me? Not to expect a miracle?
Garcia: No, I’m saying I’m not a doctor.
Morgan: That’s my girl.
(1x02 compulsion)

[Dog barks and Reid jumps]
Hotchner: It’s ok, it’s what we call the Reid effect; it happens with children, too.
(1x01 extreme aggressor)

Reid: Do you think it’s weird that I knew that ballad?
Elle: Reid, I don’t know how you know half the stuff you know, but I’m glad you do.
Reid: Do you think that’s why I can’t get a date?
Elle: Have you ever asked anyone?
Reid: [shifts his eyes] No.
Elle: That’s why you can’t get a date.
(1x04 plain sight)

Gideon: “Try again. Fail again. Fail better.”
Reid: Samuel Beckett.
Morgan: “Try not. Do, or do not.”
Reid: Yoda.
(1x01 extreme aggressor)

Morgan: I hate not having a plan. We’re looking for a needle in a haystack.
Reid: Actually, it’s more like we’re looking for a needle in a pile of needles.
Morgan: What?
Reid: A needle would stand out in a haystack.
Morgan: [chuckling] Okay, then we’re not looking for someone who stands out.
Reid: No, we’re looking for a particular needle, in a pile of needles.
[Morgan gives him a look while he’s busy looking through binoculars]
(1x04 plain sight)

Garcia: If I figure it out, does it earn me a night of passionate love-making?
Morgan: Most definitely, Sweetness. With Reid.
(1x02 compulsion)

Hotchner: This is Dr. Reid.
Heather’s brother: Doctor? You seem too young to have gotten into medical school…
Reid: They’re PhD’s, three of them.
Heather’s brother: Are you a genius or something?
Reid: I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. [gets a weird look] Yes, I’m a genius.
(1x01 extreme aggressor)

Gideon: [after giving Reid redskins tickets for his birthday] Someone on the plane that’s a huge Skins fan.
Reid: Who?
Gideon: The only person in the world who calls you ‘Spence’.
Reid: [looks to JJ] What should I say? [stands up to go to JJ, but then sits again and moves his chess piece] Checkmate! [walks away]
(1x04 plain sight)